Yakov Smirnoff soviet russia jokes

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Soviet russia jokes list (top 20) 3

1. "In Soviet Russia, Car drive YOU!"
2. "in America the president gets assasinated. in soviet Russia president assassinates you!"
3. "in soviet Russia, Grenade throws you!" – JD
4. "In Soviet Russia Food Eat You."
5. "In Soviet Russia, condom wears you"
6. In Soviet Russia, Onions make you cry!
7. In America, you write R. In Soviet Russia, you write Я.
8. In Soviet Russia, Egg lays you!
9. in America, you break law. in Soviet Russia, law break you!—KD
10. In America, you pump fist. in Soviet Russia, fist pump you!—KD
11. Roses are red, Violets are blue in Soviet Russia poem write you!-KD
12. In America you eat cow. In soviet Russia cow eats you!!!
13. In Soviet Russia, Computer plays on you!
14. In America you eat cow. In soviet Russia cow eats you!!!
15. In soviet Russia, furball coughs up cat! – Staro
16. in soviet Russia, woman penetrates you!
17. In soviet Russia, furball coughs up cat! – Staro
18. In America You Learn Book, In Soviet Russian Book Learn You!
19. In America, you are free to hate life. In Soviet Russia, life hate you!
20. In Soviet Russia, Christmas steals the grinch!!

Soviet russia jokes list (top 20) 2

1. In Soviet Russia, Joke laughs at you

2. In Soviet Russia, Girl texts you first! haha , keep invitin guys..

3. In Soviet Russia prostitute pays you! Keep invitin guys..

4. In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you.

5. In Soviet Russia, Art critisises you!

6. In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes reversal Soviet Russia joke to YOU!

7. In Soviet Russia, Snow makes man out of YOU!

8. In Soviet Russia, Sandwhich makes woman for YOU!

9. In Soviet Russia, YOU sacrifice yourself for Jesus!

10. In Soviet Russia, financial ecomony complains about YOU!

11.In Soviet Russia, YOU spy on Russians.

12. In America drugs make you better, In Soviet Russia drugs only make Stalin better-Bruce Christner

13. "In America, you scam insurance. In Soviet Russia, insurance scams you!"-Anonymous

14. "In America, you go to mob. In Soviet Russia, mob comes to you!"-Anonymous

15. "In America, You find where is Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds where is YOU! - T. Southin

16. "In America, you scam insurance. In Soviet Russia, insurance scams you!"-Anonymous

17. "In America, you go to mob. In Soviet Russia, mob comes to you!"-Anonymous

18. "In America, you call the police. In Soviet Russia, the police call YOU!" - Anonymous

19. In Soviet Russia the future is known. It's the past that's ever-changing.

20. "In Soviet Russia, company owns you!" - Simpele

Funny soviet russia jokes (top 20) 1

1. In Soviet Russia, toilet plugs YOU!!

2. In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!

3. In Soviet Russia, Michael Jackson gets raped by YOU!! 

4. In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!

5. IN Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!

6. In Soviet Russia, this can’t touch YOU!!

7. In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!

8. In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!

9. In Soviet Russia, children spank YOU!!

10. In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!

11. In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!

12. In Soviet Russia, book reads YOU!!

13. In Soviet Russia, exception makes YOU!!

14. In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!

15. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!

16. In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport YOU!!

17. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots YOU!!

18. In Soviet Russia, shit takes YOU!!

19. In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!

20. "In Soviet Russia, Terms of Service violate you!"