Soviet russia jokes list (top 20) 2

1. In Soviet Russia, Joke laughs at you

2. In Soviet Russia, Girl texts you first! haha , keep invitin guys..

3. In Soviet Russia prostitute pays you! Keep invitin guys..

4. In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you.

5. In Soviet Russia, Art critisises you!

6. In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes reversal Soviet Russia joke to YOU!

7. In Soviet Russia, Snow makes man out of YOU!

8. In Soviet Russia, Sandwhich makes woman for YOU!

9. In Soviet Russia, YOU sacrifice yourself for Jesus!

10. In Soviet Russia, financial ecomony complains about YOU!

11.In Soviet Russia, YOU spy on Russians.

12. In America drugs make you better, In Soviet Russia drugs only make Stalin better-Bruce Christner

13. "In America, you scam insurance. In Soviet Russia, insurance scams you!"-Anonymous

14. "In America, you go to mob. In Soviet Russia, mob comes to you!"-Anonymous

15. "In America, You find where is Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds where is YOU! - T. Southin

16. "In America, you scam insurance. In Soviet Russia, insurance scams you!"-Anonymous

17. "In America, you go to mob. In Soviet Russia, mob comes to you!"-Anonymous

18. "In America, you call the police. In Soviet Russia, the police call YOU!" - Anonymous

19. In Soviet Russia the future is known. It's the past that's ever-changing.

20. "In Soviet Russia, company owns you!" - Simpele