Soviet russia jokes list (top 20) 3

1. "In Soviet Russia, Car drive YOU!"
2. "in America the president gets assasinated. in soviet Russia president assassinates you!"
3. "in soviet Russia, Grenade throws you!" – JD
4. "In Soviet Russia Food Eat You."
5. "In Soviet Russia, condom wears you"
6. In Soviet Russia, Onions make you cry!
7. In America, you write R. In Soviet Russia, you write Я.
8. In Soviet Russia, Egg lays you!
9. in America, you break law. in Soviet Russia, law break you!—KD
10. In America, you pump fist. in Soviet Russia, fist pump you!—KD
11. Roses are red, Violets are blue in Soviet Russia poem write you!-KD
12. In America you eat cow. In soviet Russia cow eats you!!!
13. In Soviet Russia, Computer plays on you!
14. In America you eat cow. In soviet Russia cow eats you!!!
15. In soviet Russia, furball coughs up cat! – Staro
16. in soviet Russia, woman penetrates you!
17. In soviet Russia, furball coughs up cat! – Staro
18. In America You Learn Book, In Soviet Russian Book Learn You!
19. In America, you are free to hate life. In Soviet Russia, life hate you!
20. In Soviet Russia, Christmas steals the grinch!!